Okiedokie, time to sit down at my lappy and write me a li’l story!
Ha, that sounded stupid in my head. Oh, well.
Let’s see, open up the files-
Oh, damn it. The one I wanted is on my USB drive, isn’t it? Ugh. I’ll be right back.
There, got it. Now, let’s open this up and see what we’ve got here!
Why do I have so many file folders?
What the hell is even in my homework folder? Since when have I used this thing for homework?
Oh, right. The brochure. Ha, that was fun. Remember when we handed that out to people and pretended to be advocates?
“’Scuse me, do you have time to learn about our lord and saviour, Tetanus Christ?”
Oh, good times.
Okay, focus time. Story file openin’ time.
Seriously, why do I have all these file folders, though?
Oh gross, I thought I deleted that hot mess!
There. My drive’s been purged of its impurities.